Ahh, this was tough but I hope you like it! :3
Ser Cullen was quite sure that if anyone at all ever asked him to describe young Bethany Hawke again, ‘innocent’ was not a word he would use. Definitely not. No, a word like ‘innocent’ was reserved for chaste, virginal, boring girls who were not currently giving a fascinating demonstration of the things that pert little mouth with its full lips could do. Dear Maker, the girl was good. Cullen buries his fingers in her hair, as Bethany takes him entirely in her mouth, lips encircling his length. Her hands on his hips, she sucks a little a harder, tongue swirling about him, and he comes, a strangled gasp bursting from him. He strokes a lock of hair from her eyes, and tells her, “Beth, that was…” He can’t find the words. Incredible? Fantastic? Indescribable.
Definitely not innocent.
You know those comments that your party members will make occasionally as you’re walking around, commenting on the scenery and such? I’ve heard quite a few of them, but not all of them, and I was plugging through the text dump for DA2 and found the section where a lot of those comments are stored.
So I figured I’d post them.
Hell, you could probably play a drinking game with half of these. Every time Isabela mentions the sea or something perverse, every time Varric mentions the Merchant’s Guild, every time Anders mentions refugees, mages/templars, or the Deep Roads, every time Fenris mentions magisters — take a drink!
These are really interesting, I hadn’t heard a lot of them.
These just broke my heart a little. ._.
LOOK KIDS, MORE GIFT WRAPPED!
I remembered how to write, who would have thought… not a huge entry, this was something I threw together quickly to cheer her up from a bad day ^.^ maybe now I’ll have the motivation to finish the story though? And if you prefer your smuttings to take place anonymously, it’s over on kmeme as well.
Anything is possible.
<3
What was expected to be a bad day is now a good day! :D
“We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment…and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.”
(Source: theirins)
Because I was waaaaaay overdue to write more so I lied to my husband and said ‘yes dear I’ll only be five more minutes before bed’ and then sat and wrote you all some porn. I’m just good like that.
Parts 24 & 25:
Wherein Bethany and Cullen finally do the deed, with some awkward manuevering to begin with to compensate for her lack of any experience and his lying about having had copious amounts of experience. Cullen, you are a terrible liar when you’re getting laid. You should work on that. Develop a poker face, maybe. Except it can be your sex face. You can go away and then show it to me for practise, I don’t mind at all.
YES! I NOW LOVE TODAY.

Some Hawke sibling fluff.
I tried to make a serious one like the one I did for Marian but it turned into something silly.
And then there’s this one! Hehehe. I adore them oh so much <3
(Source: brushfireartshenanigans)
this is one of many moments in DA2 where I’m just all, “You can’t just SAY THINGS and not elaborate COME ON.” ._. bethany we will never know