Anonymous asked: “ The mark he sucks is very dark, and very noticeable, sitting above his shirt collar where he knows that everyone can see. And Sherlock tilts his head back, exposing himself to John, and John takes full advantage, tightening his grip until Sherlock's breath comes in short gasps. "You won't look again, will you?" John hisses, and Sherlock shakes his head. "Never." "Good." And with that, John releases him and walk into the kitchen for tea, leaving Sherlock dazed and with a very insistent erection. ”
OAO I LOVE YOU oh god

Anonymous asked: “ The hand closing around his throat form behind is unexpected, but Sherlock freezes immediately. John leans down and licks along the outside of Sherlock's ear. "I saw you watching today." They both know what he means. Their suspect wasn't unattractive - even John wasn't able to keep his eyes off the man - but Sherlock never looks. Except this time he did. And John knows it. Sherlock feels John's teeth nip long his jaw down to his throat, then John sinks his teeth into the tender skin. (part 1) ”
oh god
oh god

Anonymous asked: “ Lestrade had learned to tell the difference between Jim and Moriarty. Jim was the person who shared his bed, who had a wonderfully morbid and twisted sense of humour that nevertheless made him laugh. Moriarty was sharp edges and gunpowder on a hair trigger, ready to snap at the smallest provocation. But it was nights like tonight, nights where he was Jim and Lestrade was Greg (for who would know better the dichotomy of having two names) that Lestrade enjoyed the most. ”
Anonymous asked: “ Lestrade stretched, his left hand sliding down his stomach to wrap around his cock. It had been a long day, and now he was looking forward to a nice bit of quiet. He stroked himself once, twice, and his phone beeped. He cursed, grabbed it, and opened the text. <<Just like that. You know how I like you. I'm watching. –JM>> Smiling, glancing around in vain to find the camera, he moved his hand faster. ”
I HAVE MORSTRADE IN MY ASK
BEST DAY EVAR

tagged all the askbox smutlets I’ve received with ‘askbox smut’
for easy savior’ing
well, for you.
for me it’s easy access <3
things I do at 3am when I can’t go to sleep