Anonymous asked: “ It varies, who gets the attention. It's used as a reward: if you solved the crime, you get your just reward. When Sherlock solved an impossible case in a couple of days, Lestrade sinks to his knees and opens up his throat. When John takes down a runner with nothing but his strength and his gun, Sherlock bends him over the table and fucks him with his tongue until he feels like he's going to explode. And when Lestrade makes the arrest before either of them take a look, he fucks them both silly. ”

Anonymous asked: “ John and Lestrade returned to find Sherlock fast asleep, his long limbs spawling across the already too-small bed. John chuckled softly, brushing an errant curl away from his face. "Well that just figures," Lestrade mutters, his voice gruff but fond. John smiles, planting a gentle kiss on Sherlock's lips, then turning to Lestrade with more urgency, pushing him back against the bed. The detective inspector grins, his fingers making their way up John's jumper. "Let's see if we can't wake him." ”