(Source: herrholmes)
“Sir Boast-A-Lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he’d slain and soon they began to wonder, ‘Are Sir Boast-A-Lot’s stories even true?’, so, one of the knights went to king arthur and said ‘I don’t believe Sir Boast-A-Lot’s stories, he’s just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good!’. And, then, even the king began to wonder…”

#jUST THE FACT THEY TURN TO EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME TO MAKE SURE THEY’RE BOTH OKAY #I CANNOT WITH YOU TWO #SIMPLY CANNOT #YOU’RE BOTH SO IN SYNC #YOU’RE ONE AND THE SAME #WHATEVER MAN THIS ENTIRE RUNNING SCENE #IF THEY DID THIS SAME SCENE IN SERIES ONE THEY WOULD’VE PROBABLY GOTTEN CAUGHT #BUT NO SO MUCH HAS CHANGED SINCE THEN #JUST TO LEAD UP TO THIS ONE POINT OF TRUST AND ADMIRATION AND LOVE #PURE MUTUAL LOVE #THEY DO LOVE EACH OTHER #NOT IN THE ‘LETS MAKE OUT’ WAY #BUT IN THE ‘I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE ALWAYS OKAY’ WAY#FUCK THIS FUCKING SHOW FUCK
let me die now
(Source: benbenny)
“Have you seen your brother’s address book lately? Two names. Yours, and mine.”
john watson | the reichenbach fallCan I just sob uncontrollably over the fact that Sherlock has an address book and that at some point in time he took out this address book and wrote down John’s name, phone number, and address, even though he blatantly knows all of these things and is not likely to ever forget them? Can I then continue to cry over the fact that there are only two names in this address book, not even Mrs Hudson, not even Lestrade, both of whom he jumped off a building for, not even Molly, just John and Mycroft, and he doesn’t even need those names and numbers, John lives with him for God’s sake his address is 221B Baker Street and Sherlock’s not ever going to forget that, John’s name and that address tied together are a part of his identity and obviously John lives there and just Mycroft’s in there too and holy Jesus and
and I can just picture them, not even slotted one on top of the other at the beginning but filed away perfectly under the corresponding first letters of their last names and then there’s all these other empty pages and—
And John knows this, so there must have been a point in time when he found this address book and rifled through it and found that the only names in it were his and Mycroft’s and he was oddly touched and he probably pictured Sherlock writing his name down, too, and holy fucking shit this is literally the worst thing goodbye
don’t listen to a word I say
the screams all sound the same
“Have you seen your brother’s address book lately? Two names. Yours, and mine.”
john watson | the reichenbach fall“Sherlock. Is this your address book?”
“Mmm? Yes.”
“I didn’t know people still had address books.”
“Mycroft thinks they do. He’s very passive-aggressive with his Christmas presents.”